Sorry for da long silence guys. bit busy sorting out life at da mo (well its never gonna be sorted enw) lol
Got dis from frenster. Its been in my bulletin board for couple of weeks and recently I thot its worth sharing. (after browsing whatablog!!) credit 2 Ang ...
To all (especially my mesian frens) have a heart and a sincere thought on dis. Da owner does not intend to create any sort of racism or ‘I’m-hollier-than-thou’ atmosphere ere. But da guds shalt not be ignored, as everyday is a lesson to us. After all, da English aren’t dat gud for everyone has a lacking part in their own ‘respective’ lifestyle
After been studying/staying in great Britain for 4 years, (n da remainings in Malaysia) dis is wat I found:
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOME ONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom. I have to stop you there. I understand where are you coming from, but I really have to disagree with what u said about the issue
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be a little bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die la!!! (Mine is 'matilamak' ) LOL
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happen? Why like that?
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here let me show you..
Malaysians: Like that also duno how to do.. (mine: 'tau makan jer')
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Chilaka you!!! (Mine is Wot Da F**K)
CONCLUSION: dats y I miss UK so much =(
p/s…
I feel much relieved learning dat Azlina Jailani @ Lina Joy’s application to revert from Islam has been struck down by da Malaysian Federal Court. Even legally speaking (I must say) Tun Fairuz and Datuk Alaudin have acted unconstitunionally in line wif da Federal Constitution 1948. More updates comin up soon …
U are not forgotten
xxx
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Friday, May 04, 2007
A Moment of Joy
@ dis very moment, da clock ticks showing - its 5 to 12 ... almost midnite
which also mean my birthday celebration is coming to an end ... =(
2 sum ppl, birthday is just a day .. wif moist choc fudge cake, balloons, whistles, hats and last but not least - P.R.E.Z.Z.I.E.S yippeee
REFLECTION
But 2 me, its not only dat aka more than dat
A birthday means:-
- a thanksgiving moment 4 da life God has granted
- a mark of ur life chapter i.e Goshhhhh Im in Chapter 24 now
- a point where u become wiser n more mature from 365 days b4 (@least better i supposed)
- a reminder dat death is approaching
and
- a moment of witness where u're hitting adulthood n self-reliability stage (nges nges ...4 I can take da former but hard 2 swallow da latter) =)
MILESTONE
I'M 24
Hitler is 118, Lady Di cud be 46, Winston Churchill is 133 n Dafi AF5 is juzzz 19!!!
LOL -guffawing- Wot Da Heck
n da Holy Prophet (pbuh) is 1437 year old
I thank God 4 enabling me 2 c da dawn of my 24th birthday
DA DAY OF DA YEAR
I must tell, da birthday 'party' has been taking place even on da day b4 where a fren of mine invited me 4 an advanced birthday High-Tea @ one of da Thai cuisine experts exist on dis planet..(abis aku ber'khon khun kap' semalam) tellin ya, da meal nearly made me bloated.
On top of dat, she gave me 'The Morning Melodies' comprising Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Overture, Johann Sebastian Bach Allegro, Antonio Vivaldi Spring, Luigi Boccherini Minuet n bla bla bla -da list goes on-
(disclaimer: dun whine if u arent into classic - uve been warned) =)
n my birthday is ornated by dis musics played by my notebook. am loving it every single melodies. seething da ears n minds enrapturing da souls.
n 2 me mum, who is unable 2 find my 24th buzzday prezzies ( cuz she definitely knows dat I wud 'abandon' her choices - reason being, our taste are extremely different) but had given me some £££ in return. yeay
Thanks Mum
Even I know, @ dis age, I shudn't have taken any money from me parents, but birthdays are exceptions 2 dis
"Dun wery mum. I promise I'll pay 4 ur 2nd honeymoon wif dad 1 day"
RUMBLES @ KONFLIK DALAMAN
On top of dat, I'm searching sumting missing in my life, trying 2 fill da hollow space in life I undergone (n will undergo). Still, da emptiness in my soul is wat I feel.
"O Lord, wat do I really want in life?" -Que Sera Mode-
even Im fully aware of His famous excerpts dat He hadn't created da Genies n Mankinds except dat they may serve Him. (Qoran 51:56)
Pardon Me n To Ye I Seek Repentence
ACKNOWLEDGMENT
I will now take dis stage 2 give my profoundest expressions of gratitude 2 all of da lurvely ppl who wished me, texted me, rang me, sent cards on me birthday. Also 2 sum1 who blogged my birthday in one of her entries at sarahmohdshukor.blogspot.com
dere r so many 2 thank. but u guys r da greatest bunnch of ppl in dis world.
n I thank God 4 His Mercy n His Clemency beyond all compare, 4 letting me get dis far, despite I have not been very gud 2 Him in da past.
Muacks ...
Love Alwiz,
xxx
p/s Due 2 high demands of invitations, please b informed dat I will only take any makan2 or dayout calls on '1st come 1st serve basis'
cehhh .... sempat lagi perasantan fofular x sedar lagi yg umah kata pergi kubur kata mari ...
LOL
which also mean my birthday celebration is coming to an end ... =(
2 sum ppl, birthday is just a day .. wif moist choc fudge cake, balloons, whistles, hats and last but not least - P.R.E.Z.Z.I.E.S yippeee
REFLECTION
But 2 me, its not only dat aka more than dat
A birthday means:-
- a thanksgiving moment 4 da life God has granted
- a mark of ur life chapter i.e Goshhhhh Im in Chapter 24 now
- a point where u become wiser n more mature from 365 days b4 (@least better i supposed)
- a reminder dat death is approaching
and
- a moment of witness where u're hitting adulthood n self-reliability stage (nges nges ...4 I can take da former but hard 2 swallow da latter) =)
MILESTONE
I'M 24
Hitler is 118, Lady Di cud be 46, Winston Churchill is 133 n Dafi AF5 is juzzz 19!!!
LOL -guffawing- Wot Da Heck
n da Holy Prophet (pbuh) is 1437 year old
I thank God 4 enabling me 2 c da dawn of my 24th birthday
DA DAY OF DA YEAR
I must tell, da birthday 'party' has been taking place even on da day b4 where a fren of mine invited me 4 an advanced birthday High-Tea @ one of da Thai cuisine experts exist on dis planet..(abis aku ber'khon khun kap' semalam) tellin ya, da meal nearly made me bloated.
On top of dat, she gave me 'The Morning Melodies' comprising Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Overture, Johann Sebastian Bach Allegro, Antonio Vivaldi Spring, Luigi Boccherini Minuet n bla bla bla -da list goes on-
(disclaimer: dun whine if u arent into classic - uve been warned) =)
n my birthday is ornated by dis musics played by my notebook. am loving it every single melodies. seething da ears n minds enrapturing da souls.
n 2 me mum, who is unable 2 find my 24th buzzday prezzies ( cuz she definitely knows dat I wud 'abandon' her choices - reason being, our taste are extremely different) but had given me some £££ in return. yeay
Thanks Mum
Even I know, @ dis age, I shudn't have taken any money from me parents, but birthdays are exceptions 2 dis
"Dun wery mum. I promise I'll pay 4 ur 2nd honeymoon wif dad 1 day"
RUMBLES @ KONFLIK DALAMAN
On top of dat, I'm searching sumting missing in my life, trying 2 fill da hollow space in life I undergone (n will undergo). Still, da emptiness in my soul is wat I feel.
"O Lord, wat do I really want in life?" -Que Sera Mode-
even Im fully aware of His famous excerpts dat He hadn't created da Genies n Mankinds except dat they may serve Him. (Qoran 51:56)
Pardon Me n To Ye I Seek Repentence
ACKNOWLEDGMENT
I will now take dis stage 2 give my profoundest expressions of gratitude 2 all of da lurvely ppl who wished me, texted me, rang me, sent cards on me birthday. Also 2 sum1 who blogged my birthday in one of her entries at sarahmohdshukor.blogspot.com
dere r so many 2 thank. but u guys r da greatest bunnch of ppl in dis world.
n I thank God 4 His Mercy n His Clemency beyond all compare, 4 letting me get dis far, despite I have not been very gud 2 Him in da past.
Muacks ...
Love Alwiz,
xxx
p/s Due 2 high demands of invitations, please b informed dat I will only take any makan2 or dayout calls on '1st come 1st serve basis'
cehhh .... sempat lagi perasantan fofular x sedar lagi yg umah kata pergi kubur kata mari ...
LOL
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